How to Deter Rodents and Other Gifts Women Don’t Want
Thursday, October 9th, 2008
Gift Guide For Men asked:
With Mother’s Day behind us some of us went to sleep feeling appreciated and understood and some of us went to sleep wondering what attracted us to the caveman we married and produced children with in the first place. Women generally shop based on what they would like to receive and tend to be thoughtful and personal in choosing gifts.
Although men can be romantic and thoughtful there is a good chance that at some point in your married life you will receive an appliance as a gift. When you receive the said appliance and give your husband “the look†he will immediately tell you he meant nothing by it and thought he was buying you something you would like.
With Father’s Day right around the corner, if you did not receive jewelry, an expensive luxury item, a gift you requested, or at least personal bath items, and a lovely meal then we may have just the training tool you need. Men often mean well but after wandering through the mall for hours clueless, they often give up and opt for the gift certificate, flowers, or appliance. Cheer up girls it doesn’t happen out of apathy but necessity. Here is the ticket to make it stop.
Men seem to love gadgets and tools that enhance their ability to show off their masculinity. They tend to shy away from gadgets and gizmos that “do the work for them†or somehow seem less manly. Here is a gift that serves a purpose and renders the screaming for your husband obsolete. The Mouse Mover Ultrasonic Rodent Deterent.
The high pitched sounds are heard only by rodents and therefore they stay as far aways as possible. The rodent deterrent also offers:
Plug-in electronic device emits safe ultrasonic sound waves that drive away mice and rats — silently!
Clean and odorless — no noxious poisons, messy traps or dangerous chemicals.
Two built-in speakers emit ever-changing frequencies that rodents cannot get used to — so they leave!
The 95dB of ultrasound is blasted in opposite directions across a broad 27-44KHz range.
The “pet friendly†setting won’t bother non-rodent animals such as dogs, cats and birds.
It also works great at repelling bats or squirrels.
Hangs on a wall or stands upright.
Plugs into any standard outlet with included AC adapter.
CRYDER
With Mother’s Day behind us some of us went to sleep feeling appreciated and understood and some of us went to sleep wondering what attracted us to the caveman we married and produced children with in the first place. Women generally shop based on what they would like to receive and tend to be thoughtful and personal in choosing gifts.
Although men can be romantic and thoughtful there is a good chance that at some point in your married life you will receive an appliance as a gift. When you receive the said appliance and give your husband “the look†he will immediately tell you he meant nothing by it and thought he was buying you something you would like.
With Father’s Day right around the corner, if you did not receive jewelry, an expensive luxury item, a gift you requested, or at least personal bath items, and a lovely meal then we may have just the training tool you need. Men often mean well but after wandering through the mall for hours clueless, they often give up and opt for the gift certificate, flowers, or appliance. Cheer up girls it doesn’t happen out of apathy but necessity. Here is the ticket to make it stop.
Men seem to love gadgets and tools that enhance their ability to show off their masculinity. They tend to shy away from gadgets and gizmos that “do the work for them†or somehow seem less manly. Here is a gift that serves a purpose and renders the screaming for your husband obsolete. The Mouse Mover Ultrasonic Rodent Deterent.
The high pitched sounds are heard only by rodents and therefore they stay as far aways as possible. The rodent deterrent also offers:
Plug-in electronic device emits safe ultrasonic sound waves that drive away mice and rats — silently!
Clean and odorless — no noxious poisons, messy traps or dangerous chemicals.
Two built-in speakers emit ever-changing frequencies that rodents cannot get used to — so they leave!
The 95dB of ultrasound is blasted in opposite directions across a broad 27-44KHz range.
The “pet friendly†setting won’t bother non-rodent animals such as dogs, cats and birds.
It also works great at repelling bats or squirrels.
Hangs on a wall or stands upright.
Plugs into any standard outlet with included AC adapter.
CRYDER